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"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
A masochist is a Windows programmer with a smile!
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
BASIC programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Become a programmer and never see the world!
Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers.
C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
C++ Programmers are proud of their Private parts.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
Old Programmers never die, they get updated!
Programmers C it differently!
Programmers have random access memory!
Programmers never die; they exit to a higher shell.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Real users hate real programmers.